Analysts report two hostile takeovers in early March 2026: Brussels on March 3 at Forest National and Amsterdam on March 4 at AFAS Live. Regional regulators warn of liquidity shocks as the Benelux zone braces for consecutive nights of noise-driven volatility.

Local investors are advised that Brussels waffles will be reclassified as non-performing assets, while Amsterdam’s canals may experience sudden waves of speculative turbulence. Stakeholders are encouraged to diversify into earplugs.

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Shrimptech Industries has announced a seismic expansion of the Infinite Anxiety Tour, now reaching Australia, New Zealand, and Japan. Officials report a sharp spike in regional unease.

DATES:
Jan 15 – Auckland, Powerstation
Jan 17 – Brisbane, Fortitude Music Hall
Jan 18 – Sydney, Hordern Pavilion
Jan 20 – Melbourne, Festival Hall
Jan 21 – Adelaide, Hindley St Music Hall
Jan 23 – Perth, Fremantle Prison
Jan 27 – Tokyo, Spotify O-East

Pre-sale signups are now live
AU/NZ pre-sale: May 15, 11AM local
JP pre-sale: May 13, 11AM local

Have you recently experienced live music in California that made you question your place in the food chain?

Presenting Viagra Boys at The Sound, Del Mar on October 21st and you won't believe this — Viagra Boys at Shrine Expo Hall, Los Angeles on October 24th.

Two nights. One band. Zero nutritional value. A scientifically proven blend of sweat, saxophone, and suspicious eye contact. Side effects may include shouting, enlightenment, and mild confusion that lasts several weeks.

Tickets out now!